ADULT:
A person who has stopped growing
at both ends
and is now growing in the middle.

BEAUTY PARLOR:
A place where women curl up and dye.

CANNIBAL:
Someone who is fed up with people.

COMMITTEE:
A body that keeps minutes
and wastes hours.

DUST:
Mud with the juice squeezed out.

EGOTIST:
Someone who is usually me-deep
in conversation.

HANDKERCHIEF:
Cold Storage.

INFLATION:
Cutting money in half
without damaging the paper.

RAISIN:
Grape with a sunburn.

SECRET:
Something you tell
to one person at a time.

TOOTHACHE:
The pain that drives you to extraction.

TOMORROW:
The greatest labor saving device
of today. 

WRINKLES:
Something other people have.
(You have character lines.)