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"Man who put head on Rail Road track to listen for train likely to end up with splitting headache."
"Man who jump off cliff jump to conclusion."
"Man who smoke pot choke on handle."
"Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out!"
"Man who lives in glass house should change in basement."
"If you park, don't drink, accidents cause people."
"Never raise hands to angry child, it leaves groin exposed."
"War doesn't determine who's right, war determines who's left."
"Man who run in front of car get tired."
"Man who run behind car get exhausted."
"Man who scratch butt should not bite fingernails!"
"It takes many nails to build a crib, but one screw to fill it."
"Man who put rooster in freezer get a stiff cock."
"Two wrongs not make a right...
...Three lefts do."
"Man who sit on tack get point!"
"He who crosses the ocean twice without washing is a dirty
double crosser."
