Two babies were sat in their cribs,
when one baby shouted to the other,
"Are you a little girl or a little boy?"

"I don't know,"
replied the other baby giggling.

"What do you mean, you don't know?"
said the first baby.

"I mean I don't know how to tell the difference,"
was the reply.

"Well, I do,"
said the first baby chuckling.
"I'll climb into your crib and find out."

He carefully maneuvered himself
into the other baby's crib,
then quickly disappeared beneath the blankets.

After a couple of minutes,
he resurfaced with a big grin on his face.

"You're a little girl, and I'm a little boy,"
he said proudly.

"You're ever so clever,"
cooed the baby girl,
"but how can you tell?"

"It's quite easy really,"
replied the baby boy...

***

"you've got pink booties
and I've got blue ones."

(What were you thinking!?)