Questions to Ponder
How do you know if you are out of invisible ink?
Instead of of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them, would they still grow, but only be troubled and insecure?
Why is there no egg in eggplant, no ham in hamburgers, and neither apple nor pine in pineapple?
Why is a slim chance the same as a fat chance?
Why does sour cream have an expiration date?
Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have?
Why are quite a few the same as quite a lot?
Why does my alarm clock go off when it goes on?
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished? Shouldn't they be called builts?
Why isn't phonetics spelled the way it sounds?
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?
Why do you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?
Why are there 5 syllables in the word monosyllabic"?
Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go?
If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?
Why do they call it a TV set, when you only get one?
When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at the carpet?
Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?
Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?
Why do "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill themself, is it considered a hostage situation?
Why do "tug" boats push their barges?
Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" - aren't we are already there?
Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting?
Why is it called "after dark" when it really is "after light"?
Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?
Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites?
Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean opposite things?
If you got into a taxi and the driver started driving backward, would the taxi driver end up owing you money? (I've tried it, it doesn't work)
If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is it, when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open, it's not a door?
Why is the alphabet in that order?
If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they get Teflon to stick to the pan?
Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?
How can there be "self-help" groups?
If someone has a mid-life crisis while playing hide & seek, do they automatically lose because they can't find themself?
If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?
If a mute swears, does his mother make him wash his hands with soap?
Is there another word for synonym?
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do, "practice"?
When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their picket signs?
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?
When you open a new bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?
Just "before" someone gets nervous, do they experience cocoons in their stomach?
