Computer Acronyms

PCMCIA - People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms.

IBM - I Blame Microsoft.

ISDN - It Still Does Nothing.

MICROSOFT - Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers.

RAM - Rarely Adequate Memory

ROM - Really Old Machine

APPLE - Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity.

SCSI - System Can't See It.

PENTIUM - Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics.

LISP - Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis.

DOS - Defunct Operating System.

WINDOWS - Will Install Needless Data On Whole System

GIRO - Garbage In Rubbish Out.

MIPS - Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed.

BASIC - Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control.

DEC - Do Expect Cuts.

CD-ROM - Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months.

OS/2 - Obsolete Soon, Too.

AMIGA - A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction.

WWW - World Wide Wait.

IBM = Imbecile Behind Macintosh.

MACINTOSH - Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs.